Rabid Raccoon Tee

from $29.95

Meet The Rabid Raccoon. This nocturnal mischief-maker isn't mad—he's just intensely enthusiastic about the dark! He embodies the wild, chaotic energy required to chase celestial events in the middle of the night and the thrill of witnessing something spectacular.

Look closely at his shades. The reflection captures the explosive Aurora Borealis over Sterling, Colorado, in November 2025. This was the historic night the Northern Lights went absolutely wild across the United States—a chaotic, beautiful spectacle that only the truly adventurous spirits got to witness.

If you're looking for a thick, structured tee that's also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton.

The Details:

  • The Fit: Relaxed fit.

  • The Feel: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight.

  • The Quality: 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar, Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability. Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems.

How to Keep The Rabid Raccoon Happy (Care Instructions):

  • Keep it Wild: Machine wash cold, inside-out.

  • No Fading: Tumble dry low.

  • Protect the Night View: Do not iron the design.

The Print:

  • The design on this item is achieved using an advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) method. This process is necessary for optimal vibrancy and durability on thicker fleece and blended fabrics. The print has a bolder, more saturated color finish and a slight texture, ensuring the vividness of the image stands out dramatically.

Measurements

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length

S 26 ⅝ 18 ¼ 16 ¼

M 28 20 ¼ 17 ¾

L 29 ⅜ 22 19

XL 30 ¾ 24 20 ½

2XL 31 ⅝ 26 21 ¾

3XL and 4XL can be ordered upon request

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

FREE Shipping (US Only)

Since everything is printed on demand upon purchase, please allow for 5-10 business days for production, shipping, and delivery (2-5 days for production and 2-5 days for shipping). Production and shipping times may be delayed during peak seasons such as holidays.

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Meet The Rabid Raccoon. This nocturnal mischief-maker isn't mad—he's just intensely enthusiastic about the dark! He embodies the wild, chaotic energy required to chase celestial events in the middle of the night and the thrill of witnessing something spectacular.

Look closely at his shades. The reflection captures the explosive Aurora Borealis over Sterling, Colorado, in November 2025. This was the historic night the Northern Lights went absolutely wild across the United States—a chaotic, beautiful spectacle that only the truly adventurous spirits got to witness.

If you're looking for a thick, structured tee that's also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton.

The Details:

  • The Fit: Relaxed fit.

  • The Feel: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight.

  • The Quality: 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar, Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability. Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems.

How to Keep The Rabid Raccoon Happy (Care Instructions):

  • Keep it Wild: Machine wash cold, inside-out.

  • No Fading: Tumble dry low.

  • Protect the Night View: Do not iron the design.

The Print:

  • The design on this item is achieved using an advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) method. This process is necessary for optimal vibrancy and durability on thicker fleece and blended fabrics. The print has a bolder, more saturated color finish and a slight texture, ensuring the vividness of the image stands out dramatically.

Measurements

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length

S 26 ⅝ 18 ¼ 16 ¼

M 28 20 ¼ 17 ¾

L 29 ⅜ 22 19

XL 30 ¾ 24 20 ½

2XL 31 ⅝ 26 21 ¾

3XL and 4XL can be ordered upon request

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

FREE Shipping (US Only)

Since everything is printed on demand upon purchase, please allow for 5-10 business days for production, shipping, and delivery (2-5 days for production and 2-5 days for shipping). Production and shipping times may be delayed during peak seasons such as holidays.